Thrasher Magazine November 1991 — Page 5
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            PARENTAL
ADVISORY
EXPLICIT SK8ROK
VOLUME TEN
THRASHER
FEATURING
Verbal Abuse
Hemi
Less Is More
Olivelawn
The Bone Shavers
Blunt
Committed
Proudflesh
Sub Society
Goodbye Gemini
JFA
White Kaps
Wheat Chiefs
The Faction
Swell
The Odd Numbers
Dana Lynn
The Fuck-Ups
Bomb
ORDER ON PAGE 15
A HIGH SPEED PRODUCTION C1991
8 THRASHER MAGAZINE
was skating toward me. I skated
away as fast as I could and I heard
him say, "Stop!" I yelled some bad
words and skated home. My
friends think I am crazy. What
should I do?
Am I Nuts?
Mohave Valley, AZ
Spend the rest of your life trying to
convince people that it really
happened. T-ed
HEADS UP
Let's start like this, I did a 180"
ollie crossing the manhole inside
our school when suddenly the man
down the manhole appeared. I hit
him straight in his head, then I fell
and my board hit the ass of a su-
pervisor, and he
took my board.
The next day he
wanted me to
teach him to
skate good. He
said if I can teach
him great, he will
return my board.
Michael Angelo
The Philippines
CURBSIDE
CONFESSION
road!" I laughed and ollied onto the
sidewalk. A minute later he came
back and said, "Get that damn
thing off the sidewalk!" Go figure.
Brewster
Springfield, VT
It's too bad you weren't riding a
hoverboard. f-ed
REAL ROLL MODELS
I am writing in concern for the
fact that your magazine shows
almost no female skaters. This
bothers me because, being a
female skater, I feel it's necessary
to have female role models. The
only time you see females in your
mag is when they're standing there
in some skimpy-ass outfit swooning
over some skater
They're back! Jump rampin' Jeff Johnson
takes a launch break. Phi Marc Solomon,
Father, I have committed a great
sin. I was desperate and away from
home. I read another brand of
skate magazine. I had forgotten my
Thrasher and was tempted by the
beautiful cover on the other maga-
zine. I just couldn't refuse. After I
read it, I had an overwhelming
guilt. I swear I'll never do it again.
Will God ever forgive me or will I
end up in Hell?
One Sorry Skater
A Place in Ohio
Do three nollies, four airs and a
Quasimodo for absolution. T-ed
SMOKE SCREEN
I just saw a commercial that real-
ly chapped my hide. There was a
skater on his way down the street
with calm classical music in the
background. Then some dude
starts talking
about how only
forty-nine percent
of drug users are
from the inner-
city. Then the
skater sits down
next to another
skater that's
smoking a joint.
guy. (Duh!) If you
were gonna use
girls in the fash
ion article, why
didn't you get
some hardcore
skater chicks to
do it (after all,
you're a skate
magazine) rather
than using those
bimbos? (Sorry)
girls, but, learn to
skate.) All thay did was sit and look
stupid while those other guys were
having a fun session. Anyway, I still
love your mag, but I've decided not
to wait around for you to include
females in it. I'm going to start my
own mag. So, all you skater chicks,
send me pictures of yourself skat-
ing. (You don't have to be good, it's
not a competition.)
Ramdasha Bikceem
Basking Ridge, NJ
Send all photos c/o The Editors,
Thrasher Magazine, P.O. Box
884570, San Francisco, CA 94188-
4570. And, we'll try and sneak in a
photo of Hawk in a Speedo. T-ed
SANE OF THE TIMES
When I skate in my town, normal,
everyday people walk by and don't
pay attention. Very often, however,
The dude then Oxnard pool owner and his son watch
state psychiatric
patients visiting
the stores stop.
stare and ap-
plaud me with
enthusiasm. I'm
beginning to
believe that the
"insane" are the
only real "sane"
people.
says, "Guess Dustin Edmondson properly dean coping Rob Lawrence
who the other
fifty-one percent is?" Does that
mean skaters or kids? Either way, it
is going to make the public think
we are all addicts so they hate us
even more.
Justin Cronin
Portland, OR
Obviously, skating is a threat to
their Wonder Bread world. Anyway,
TV is the biggest drug going. fed
DOUBLE DUMMY
I was riding my board to the store
when a cop stopped me and said,
"Get that damn thing outta the
Dover Plains
Maybe they're just skateboarders
who were committed by cops and
parents. T-ed
PHOTOGRAFFITI CONTEST!
Hey readers-send in snapshots
of your all-time greatest spots (with
a brief description) and you could
win a fabulous prize. The Thrasher
staff will choose the best entries
and announce the winners in a
future issue. Entries must be sub-
mitted by January 1, 1992, and
photo quality will count in the
judges' decision.
VELOCITY "ZOOM"
ENIGMA "FOSSIL
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RICHTER
NEXT "DESTINY"
AND A SELEN
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