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giant cars, when a fairy or angel or
something came down, picked me
up, put me on the curb, then
stepped on me. What does this
dream mean?
Glen Stewart
Forest Hill, CA
It means lay off the liverwurst
before turning in. Ted
FAMILY CIRCLE
"Skulls are bad!" says my dad.
"Play a sport says my mom.
"Moshing is funny!" says my sis.
Just thought I'd give you some
funny comments.
Member of the Weird Family
Saginaw, MI
"Skating is good!" Ted
TOASTED
If you could be any home appli
ance, what would it be and why?
The oven, be-
cause it has the
hottest job. Ted
EARTH
SECOND
Just Wondering
Leah and Charity
Appleton, WI
Now is the time
for all good men
to go and skate-1
board in every
street, every
pool, and every
halfpipe in the
world so that the
great sport of Die for the camera,
skateboarding can come back to
the tremendous prosperity and
popularity it once so greatly and
fondly enjoyed before the genera-
tion of slackers, who are now
called poseurs, came onto the
earth against the will of all skate
kind on the face of this once beau
tiful and joyous planet known as
Skatehenge. But when the genera
tion of poseurs set foot on this
planet, they abandoned their skate-
board heritage and began making
cars to pollute it and used trickery
and deceit to overrun the great
skateboard population, and now
that once great skate planet is
called by the name of Earth.
Micah Grautreaux
T-ED FOR PRESIDENT
Ted, are you over 32? If you are,
you can give justice to skaters.
That's right. If you have enough
skaters supporting you (and you
do), you could run for president
and invite every skater in America
to skate down the halls of the
White House. So, what do you
think? Does it sound great or what?
A Skater Surrounded By
Cowboys
Wayne Wilburn
Frankston, TX
I hear the Abe Lincoln-shaped pool
is highly skateable. Count me in.
By the way, how many of you are
old enough to vote? Ted
PENNY PINCHER
On every letter I send to Mail
Drop, I spend $0.00279 on the
piece of folder paper, $0.29 on the
postage stamp, $0.0329 on the
envelope, and untold energy
motivating myself to a mailbox
sucker! Ted
and back. Not to
mention the use
of ink and pre-
cious time.
Robi
Peglatere
Hawaii
And obviously it
was worth it! Ted
CATCH OF
THE DAY
Today I was
skating a rail tie
on a fishing dock.
A skater dared me to do a railslide
on the edge of the dock. There was
twenty-five feet of water below but I
tried it anyway. The next thing I
knew my brand new board was
sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
A nearby fisherman grabbed a jig-
ger and managed to hook my
board by a rail. I just want to tell
everyone to use rails. It could save
your board.
Dean Clowe
Ferryland, Newfoundland
Canada
HEY MIKEY
I don't skate, but I don't think
skating is evil either. My brother
does skate but he doesn't have his
Covington, LA board right now. I think he's going
insane without it. Today at the
kitchen table he was pretending to
be his food and was doing ollies
and 360's on his dish and fork.
So that's the problem... Ted
DOG GONE IT
Outside of a dog. Thrasher is a
man's best friend, but inside of a
dog, it is too dark to read.
Justin Gold
Soquel, CA
Date of Birth
S M L XL
Circle Shit Size
Don't you hate that? Ted
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If a person can ollie as high as
they can jump, then give Michael
Jordan a board!
R.D. Nelan
Governors Island, NY
The Sister Of A Confused
Skater
Just keep the steak knife away
from him. Ted
GOOD EATIN'
I spelled Thrasher yesterday in
my Alpha Bits cereal. Go figure.
B. Tenkate
MP, N
Read my reply at dinner in your
bowl of alphabet soup. Ted
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