If was no coinci
dence that Hacksaw
was out to impress the
chickle sittin' on the
wall over by the Milk
Museurn on 3rd Street.
Oh yeah, it had cost.
him a pretty penny
and well worth it. to
saddle into the
choicest blue Maine-
loc heavy cotton knit
shirt, a perfectly loose
pair of elastic waist
Powell-Peralta
brushed twill pants
and Airwalk Enigmas.
She said her name
was Desiree. Hacksaw
thought it meant
"Desire Me." so he did.
But she was not so
easily impressed and
pretended to ignore
him. He cranked hall
a million board slides
at her feet, but she
just sighed as the early
evening breece an-
gled her Melito Gold-
stein-designed Gustav
Kimt earrings. Hack
suggested she grab a
couple friends and
meet him and his dos-
tardly crew for some
grub at a restaurant
called Limbo.
Flathead was the
first to swoop on the
unsuspecting lovelies.
using the old "Rudk
ments of the Art of
Skateboarding ruse.
a tried and true
hands-on maneuver
that never falls. He
immediately zeroed in
on the one in the hot
pants (something he
had only read about
in books). As he
explained the finer
points of balance, she
admired his shirt, "I just
love that squiggle pat-
tern," she said.
It's a Umples
Bet you thought they
dnly made párts
What's your name?"
Fathead is the most
powerful enemy
because he is the
most treacherous
friend, and the other
guys saw it coming. If
they didn't do some
thing quick, they
might blow this
chance to con...
er.scam on the Bet-
toids Desiree was
deep in convo with
her other friend, Porn
who was busy check-
ing out Hacksaw's
smart looking Life's a
Beach laundered toe.
it he hadn't been
bumming so hard on
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his friend and twid
dling in his coffee, he
Just might have
noticed. Sidewinder
didn't care, he's a
happy guy happy a
the time. Besides, ho
wouldn't know what
to do with a gif he
got one. Sputnik was
not the overly cont
dent sort, so he put in
a call to his older.
brother to get advice
on womenfolk While
gotting the full inside
scoop, he noticed the
drool on his brand
new Quicksilver co
ton too and Genera
rayon slacks. "Damn,"
he thought, "sobber
ing again, and in
public, no less
SH
PHOTOGRAPHY BY THE DREADED DARKROOM RANGERS
IT'S SUMMER BREAKI FLATHEAD, SIDEWINDER, HACKSAW
AND SPUTNIK, A FORMIDABLE SKATE CREW, KNOW THE
RICH CHICKS WILL SOON BE ADJOURNING FOR A "SEE YOU IN
SEPTEMBER AND ARE ON THE LOOSE AND PRIMED FOR SOME FANTASTIC FAB
SUMMER FUN IN THE CITY OF PERPETUAL DREAMS. MINDFUL THAT THE PICKIN'S WOULD BE SLIM AT BEST IF THEY DIDN'T GET ROLLING
AS SOON AS THE LAST BELL RANG, THE S-KIDS PROCEEDED TO MOVE INTO THE "HUNK-STYLED STUD POSITIONING MODE. THEY
MOWED LAWNS, WARSHED WINDAS, RAN ERRANDS AND PANHANDLED TO ACCRUE THE NECESSARY DOUGH TO BUY
THE HIPPEST NEW SKATE THREADS, SO THEY COULD FLOW WITH THE "RITAS" AND HONK THE
LTIOID MATERIAL BASICALLY, DESE GUYS WERE ON A
FASHION JONES.
2000