Thrasher Magazine May 1991 — Page 7
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            *Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all
ages, we here at the New Deal Carnival of
Human Oddity invite
you all enter a world
waters fotos
without
reason!
Where the
strange
and
bizarre
become
normal,
and freaks of nature
suddenly become appealing!
So hail the
cotton candy
vendor, get
POWELL PERALTA
yourself a
large soda,
and keep
those eyes
peeled, as we introduce to you
Armando the Ridiculous, an
experience unequaled in 43 states!
Hold onto your hats, 'cuz here we go...
note:the new deal is a carnival of freaks, but actually a legitimate respectable establishment in southern
california.armando is on our team of brilliant buffoons, but his show will not include any cruel animal tricks
or anything of that nature.tour dates for the carnival of human oddity are tentative.oh yeah, frontside
bluntslide varial to fakie, h.b. high bench...
ONE COOL HOMEBOY!
VANILLA MIKE-HE'S DEF FROM ABOVE...WHETHER
HE'S CUTTING THE CONES OR CUTTING HIS HAIR,
MCGILL IS WORD UP AND HE DON'T DIS THE
PAVEMENT. IF YOU BELIEVE THESE OBVIOUS LIES;
WELL THEN YOU CAN KISS HIS USED WHITE
SWEATSOCKS. NEVER BUY THE PROGRAM WHEN
YOU CAN CHANGE THE CHANNEL.