SKATEBOARDING
Trespassing in a home owner's backyard, this rag tag
clan of ruffians (below) abuses a once-clean swimming pool.
Old Mrs Bumstead was not pleased with their paint job.
Maybe Bill Danforth's head (right) is on backwards, it's hard
to tell, but he is upside down, and the hair on his face is in
the wrong place. This ain't natural
by Allan
Tetrault
77
By
their
very nature,
skateboarders
are a foul
breed. They
are young.
repugnant.
noxious and
wholly noisome
Their unlawful actions are
deleterious to the children
and their ungrateful,
unwholesome attitudes cannot be
tolerated in today's society. Skateboarders
are dangerous maniacs who pilot their
projectiles on missions of danger and
destruction. Their rancid exploits defy
decency and their very existance is a disgrace to
humanity Riding a skateboard takes no physical, let
alone mental, ability whatsoever. Anti-skateboarders
all over of the globe should band together and eradicate
these dastardly ruffians from the face of the earth. These so-
called skaters are the most ignorant people in existence.
They all drop out of school and receive failing grades on their
report cards. The only type of literature these lowly forms of life
ever read are subversive skateboard magazines that promote
Satanism. When and if these skateboarders graduate from
school, they usually wind up in dead-end employment.