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JOE
LOPEN
THE DANFORTIC CUPEL
that the
teacher had double-timed it
LUNCH ROOM ROMP
I just did a mint ollie over the
cafeteria table in school. It stoked
the hell out of everyone, (especially
the teachers), since no one had
any idea I was coming. I landed in
a 180, executed real well. Just as
the lunch aide went to grab me, I
quickly skated to the other
around the building and got we know it's
to Mr. Cusick first. Luckily illegal. We
the Cooz was not there, but
Mr. Insane was yelling to
anyone who would listen. I
Comet help
burselves...
side of
the cafe-
teria. I ol-
lied over
Thresher
Mail Drop
garbage
books, a
PO Box
884570
SF, CA.
was going
great until
went to my counselor and be $4188-4570
explained what happened.
He told me I was now suspended
from school because the teacher
told the Cooz that I rode my skate
in his room, knocked him down,
took his hat (?), and gave him the
finger as I went out. My parents are
sending me to military school. I
don't think I can take it anymore.
Zach Stockton
San Rafael
THE NEED TO READ
It's a conspiracy I tell you. A
conspiracy. They're trying to bend
us to their bureaucratic wills, those
capitalist fiends! The first
Wednesday of every month, snow
and skateboarding magazines
infiltrate the stores in this mediocre
town with their non-conformist
views. Not a single page has
fluttered through and it's already
Thursday. Meanwhile Ladies Home
Journal and Teen flow to excess. I
decree this to be a mass
censorship to warp young minds so
they do not question. I tell you this.
I am thoroughly upset by this
prohibition. But ha-ha, they cannot
claim victory so easily. My next
windfall I shall issue subscriptions
to myself. Maybe they conceive
that if they don't see it in their
canonical shops, it doesn't exist.
But it does.
Wild Thange
Leavenworth (not the prison but
almost), WA
BARFING MATERIAL
I was working at A&W and
wanted to go home and skate. One
of the employees said I didn't look
so good. So I decided to act sick to
go home. I whipped up some fake
bart (ingredients: mustard, mayo,
coffee cream, half-chewed curly
fries and partially-chewed hot dog
bun). I proceeded to go in the
bathroom and dump the mixture an
the floor and toilet. I went to the
manager and told him I threw up.
He didn't believe me, so I showed
him the commode. He almost
puked himself. I called my mom to
come pick me up and she played
along with the act. We laughed all
the way home.
P.O. BOX 27528
OAKLAND, CA 94602
A sick but smart skater
Canton, MI
What was that recipe again? Ted
pail and a
bucket. It
Í skated
out in the hallway and my English
teacher was walking by with a
lunch tray. Splat! We both fell and
my board rolled down the hall, into
the hands of the principal. Now my
board is a souvenir in the prin-
cipal's office and my English
teacher hates me. I can't get my
board back until school is over.
Bummer! It's a long way off.
Decker Moss
New York, NY
You may have a new street contest
idea for the NSA. T-ed
STUTTER BISCUIT
Thrasher kicks!! Life is good. Life
is very good. Skating is good.
Skating is very good. Comics are
good. Comic books are very good.
Playing tuba is good. Playing tuba
is very good. I really like the mag's
youthful energy and how it
resembles my life. I thank you. I
thank you very much.
Jacob Gustav Robertson
Dubuque, IA
You're welcome. You're very, very
welcome. Ted
CHROMATIC COMPLAINER
I was reading where you get the
address to send letters and below it
said, "Art contributions must be
black and white." So I was sitting
there thinking about the subject of
the matter and I got pissed off!
Black and white is for the Stone
Ages and color is for the 90s.
Adam
Batavia, OH
I guess the full-color airbrush illus-
tration you submitted must have
fallen out of the envelope. T-ed
CAT BOX
In the Nov. 90 issue, there was
something that caught my eye. The
picture of Scott Starr and his
grandpa in Somethin' Else was
touching, but there's a cat taking a
crap behind them. Is it really an old
photo, or is this Thrasher's idea of
subliminal strangeness?
FINAL SOLUTION
Bryan
Izmir, Turkey
Stop skate harassment. Open a
world-wide chain of 24-hour donut
shops.
Donnahoe
Philippines
FRAN KH
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