FEDERAL
The FIRST
NATIONAL
BANK OF REALITY, proud sponsor
of the ongoing quest for social stagnation, announces its
newest cause: the fight against skateboarding. Yes,
that's right, we here at First National realize the
urgency of this situation, and will be holding a fund
raiser, "Rock Against Social Heresy" (R.A.S.H.).
These heretics are scarring the city's synthetic skin
that we, as respectable businessmen and positive
contributors to the community, have worked so hard to
create. A ridiculous idea to begin with, it has become
obvious that our advanced culture must put an end to
the farsical and conciously primitive pastime of
skateboarding, before it gives people the utterly
preposterous idea that the ability to think for
yourself without the benevolent guiding hand of
authority is feasible. National Celebrities will be on
hand to accept donations, or you may mail
them directly to us. We here at First
National aim to make your reality as safe
and uneventful as possible.
andy howell, obviously
in need of authority's
guiding hand.h.b.
714 546 DEAL
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