RIPPER'S
Believe it or Die!
DID YOU
KNOW?
YEAR OLD
LELAND PINKNEY
HAS SKATED FOR
5 YEARS WITHOUT
EVER UTTERING
THE WORD
RAD!
ROTTEN RECTOR SCENT
IS CHEMICALLY IDENTICAL
TO THE AFRICAN EMU'S
MATING MUSK.
BELIEVE IT OR DIE!
THE MONEY SPENT DURING THE 80'S TO
RENDER ARCHITECTURE UNSKATEABLE COULD
HAVE
BUILT
265 SKATEPARKS!!!
15:
YEAR
OLD
SETH
JOHNSON
HAS WRITTEN
FIVE THOUSAND
LETTERS TO MAIL DROP!!!
(NOT ONE HAS BEEN PUBLISHED)
AMERICA'S MOST WHACKED
When they took Orville "The Fish"
Glowacchi away to the funny farm
after the Rutgers lentil bomb scandal in
1967, no one imagined they'd ever see
him again. Well, last month, while
being transferred to a high security
facility in Elmwood, good ol' Orv
broke away from his six guards,
knocked over a passing skater and
took off on his board. A wiley and
desperate urban terrorist, Orv is still
rolling, one step ahead of the nation-
wide manhunt. Unfortunately, he still
hasn't figured out how to take off his
straight jacket.
Photo: Bryce Kanights
VISHNU SHANTI
SKATE HEADED BOY!
HE WAS BORN IN SRI LANKA
WITH THIS BIZARRE DEFECT.
THE
BANK OF
PETERS
AT 1:45 PM THE SURROUNDING PALMS CAST
A SHADOW THAT LOOKS LIKE DUANE'S LAYBACK
KALIMANTAN, INDONESIA