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RYAN MONAHAN /Vuckovich
learn to fall
the easy world industries way.
CHESS SET
by
SKATE KAGS
P.O. BOX 84 CARDIFF CA 92007
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before
Has falling always been a big problem for
you? Do you sometimes yearn for even an occa-
sional blunder. Well, at world industries, our
team of reaseach scientists have been toiling
around the clock to solve this dilemma that
affects countless perfect people just like you.
They've discovered that if you make a board
thicker and heavier it becomes more difficult to
ride; thereby increasing your chance of falling.
Sound too good to be true? Still not convinced?
Just read on.
Introducing the new 8-ply Rodney Mullen
freestyle model from world industries. Con-
strtucted from extra rare grade "A" canadian
hard rock maple veneers, (just like every other
skate company uses) it is a cumbersome plank
of wood not only 38% thicker but 42% heavier
after
than the original 7-ply. This unwieldy burden is
guaranteed to assist you in skating worse than
you ever thought possible. To prove our point
we've enlisted the help of that paragon of con-
sistency, billion time world champion, big R
Mullen himself. We gave Mr. Mullen a board and
asked him perform one of his usual easy tricks,
the results (pictured above) speak for them-
selves. Now, for a limited time
only, these statical wonders
are available to the ever gul-
lible public. So act now, op-
erators are standing by.
mdustriss
Showing you a worse way.
for a free catalog and sticker write to world industries, kiddie-gouge dept, 3848 del amo, #304, torrance, ca., 90503