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N.S.A. calls a ban on the invention
of any new tricks, claiming there
are too many already. Lady Di
divorces Prince Charles, moves
Society can no longer ignore
into Steve Douglas' flat. 1996
Roman Polanski, in an attempt to
get hip and hopefully win back
the potent role skating plays in
Justine Bateman, makes torrid X-
rated skate film (cameo ap-
pearances by Micke Reyes and Bill
modern life. The 90s will see even
Tocco). Earns billions. Brad Dorf-
man purchases music publishing
rights to Osmond Brothers' hits,
more skate influence in areas
claims "one-up" on M. Jackson's
Beatles rights. Madonna and Tony
Hawk in major court battle over
like fashion (Hosoi at Macy's),
name of trick. Chip Morton unavail-
able for comment. Jon Bon Jovi
confesses he's been faking it
art (Scott Needham's creation),
all of this time. Larry Balma re-tools
Tracker factory and begins making
small parts for General Dynamics.
sport (crossover snow pro Bert
1997 Todd Hastings wins couch
factory in a poker game. Hires
couch tour vet O as factory rep.
Lamar), and music (Metallica).
Joey McSqueeb wrecks six of
Wayne Newton's custom Vettes,
claims lawnmower just went
berserk. Grosso runs for mayor of
Arcadia, California. Jerry Garcia
dies after eating bad bulgar, leav-
ing thousands of Deadheads in
search of a new mentor. They paint
skulls on their psychedelic school
buses, form a caravan and follow
Septic Death on their U.S. tour, call-
ing themselves Pusheads. Red
Dog voted California state animal.
Ben Schroeder drafted as power
forward for the San Antonio Spurs.