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guys. Then I started getting heavily
into it and people thought I was
crazy. But deep inside skating sort
of saved my life. If I had never
started skating I'd be dead right
now, a victim of suicide. I still con-
sider it, but, man, at least I have
skating, the one thing in the world
I care about. It sure as hell is
something worth living for!
No Name Please
Hey, no matter how bad your Wife may
seem, death won't make it any bet
ter. Skating is only one of milons of
things worth living for. T-ed
FAT POWERSLIDE
I once knew a skater named Clyde
Who loved to powerslide
He did a one eighty
Then hit a fat lady
She fell on him and he died.
Daniel Conkel
Polk City, IA
THAT'S THE TICKET
This goes to all the crybabies who
say skateboarding is not a
crime bullshit!
TOUCHDOWN
Cited
The next morning we woke up, and
to our surprise
A brand new halfpipe filled our eyes.
After we saw it we began to cheer
Then Saint Nick told us to have an
awesome New Year.
We took his advice and began to
skate
I think this year is going to be great.
Jose Merced
Walter Rager
Greensboro, NC
MAIL DROP
Indio, CA TALLY WHACK
Swish, look at that nine-foot
method. "Splat!" Another football
accident
Just Another Skater
I Mean Football Player
CRAZY SKATES
Why are there so many skaters in
institutions? In the past year I have
been in four psych wards and I have
noticed that over 50% of the people
in them are skaters. I like your mag
It is about the only thing I get to read.
Just Wondering
West Bend, Wi
Some doctors and parents think that
anyone who has has much fun as a
skater must be nuts. T-ed
CURB YOUR TONGUE
Curbs are like prostitutes. They sit
on the street corner just waiting for
someone to come and ride them.
Nate Friendly
Greg Slezak
SANTA SOUL SESSION
'Twas the week before Christmas
and all through the park
Not a skater was skating, not even
a nark.
All the skateboards were hung on
the skate rack with care
In hopes that Saint Nick would catch
some rad air
The skaters were nestled all snug in
their beds
While visions of Kona skatepark
danced in their heads.
The scene was all set, the mood was
all jolly
Then Santa rode in with a 360 ollie.
We jumped out of our beds as fast
as we could
And there was Santa with a stack of
plywood.
We wanted to look, so we crawled
and we creeped
But he wanted to surprise us, so we
went back to sleep.
Here are the latest numbers for those
who
are counting. You figure it out. Don't
stop writing-Thrasher loves its readers,
too.
I love THRASHER......
???huh???.
Get a clue
I'm a girl and I skate
Basic harassment
Stupid questions
THRASHER, you should
Parent harassment
Print this PLEEESE!
Letters with SK8...
My (ife, school, town) sucks
is bunk is great...
Nothing can stop mo
Kids should
I fall down go boom.
I'm a vampire...
Police harassment...
Send me something free
My scene is koon..
Personals....
Quit complaining!..
I need
pro's) address
I'm in jail and I'm bummed...
Poseurs suck
.100
97
I didn't poop but I sympathize... 22
My name's & I have
I don't skate but I love skaters .. 19
Life would be great
we'd all love each other
Hick/Jock Harassment...
Danny's Mom....
School harassment ...
Satan....
Ideas for articles...
pooped too...
Alvarado brothers
Skaters are geeks
I love Ted
Stop saying "Betty"
Girls who want to show their st
How can I get sponsored
School project...
Cops are cool ....
Chris Miller's a commie
God
School Photos...
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I'm a hermaphrodice and I sk8.
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