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CHRIS COOK
POB 1096, Cordiff by-the-Sea, CA 92007
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Send all gristie, thistles and nuclear missiles
to Mall Drop, THRASHER MAGAZINE, P.O. Box
084570, San Francisco, CA 94188-4570.
LIPTRICK LIMERICK
I once knew a skater named Paul
Who loved skating Cumberland Mall
He ollied to tail
Then hit a huge nail
And splattered all over the wall.
MILLER TRIP
"Thatchman"
Marietta, GA
The stupidest thing happened two
days ago. First of all, my name is
Chris Miller. So anyway, I was at a
demo and my friend goes, "Here
comes Chris Miller. Everyone
came around me with pens and
wanted me to sign autographs. I said
what the heck and signed a million
shirts and decks. As I took off, I
heard a kid say to his friend, "
thought Chris Miller had blond hair."
FUG DRUGS
Chris Miller
Wyoming, MI
I just wanted to tell Duane Peters
that I'm in drug treatment right now
and when I read his interview in the
June issue, he gave me the courage
and inspiration to stay off that shit.
I want to tell those thrashers out
there who haven't used drugs, don't
even mess with them; it's not worth
it. I miss my skating sooooo much
in treatment I think I'm going to die.
Skating is my addiction and I don't
want drugs anymore.
The Trashmaster
AGAINST ALL ODDS
T.J.
Over a two month period of time
you had a total of 1346 letters. At an
average you receive about 673 let-
ters a month and you print about 16
as you can get. Trust me, I'm in a
position to know. As far as "The Lost
Boys" goes, it is near to accurate
besides the fact that vampires can't
fly. Also, a vampire doesn't require
human flesh to survive, but rather
certain nutrients found in blood. Two
reasons vampires prefer human
blood is for the taste, and that it has
more required nutrients. However,
vampires can and will drink animal
blood if necessary.
Being a vampire has its assets as
well as its faults. I am proud of my
heritage as a vampire. Yep, that's
right, I did say I am a vampire. I am
glad to see that not everybody thinks
we are evil man-killers. I myself have
never had to kill for blood, and I
don't ever plan to. Yes, vampires are
just a very small minority. I thank
you, whomever wrote that letter. It
makes me feel better about myself
as a vampire.
James "VAMP W-d-p
Fort Worth, TX
Hey, let's hear from more vampires
out there. T-ed
THRASHIONAL ENQUIRER
I used to weigh 265 pounds, but
thanks to skating I'm down to 219 (a
good weight for someone as tall as
Iam, 6'5"). And I did it in less than
three months. Skating is the best ex-
ercise. Maybe Jane Fonda should
make the "Skate Workout Video."
The Mercenary
Fayetteville, NC
Cool bro, but where are the before
and after pictures? T-ed
letters a month. So my chances of SHAKIN' ALL OVER
you printing this letter are...let's
see, about 1 in 42. Ha! Better luck
next time, huh?
Jon Richardson
Somewhere in Mississippi
Jon, you just bummed out 41 other
guys. T-ed
BLOOD BROTHER
In regards to "Batty Betty" in your
June issue, to all those who read
that letter and believed, I con-
gratulate you. To all those who didn't
believe, I respect your views. Her let
ter was about as close to the truth
I'd like to congratulate whoever
invented the Wake Shake in the May
issue Skarting Material. It tasted
okay, but it gave me the squirts for
two days!
A bummed out dude
GLIB LIB
I'm a girl and I skate. So what!?
Skater Girl Type Person
Croswell, MI
MOMMIE SEVERE-EST
Right now I'm sitting in my room
doing nothing. It's for my own good,
or at least that's what my mother
JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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