Thrasher Magazine May 1989 — Page 6
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BRAIN DEAD
PRETEN
TEAM
SKTBROS RKT WHEELS RKT RAILS. TS. STKRS. SKT HARD VIDEO
1.00 FOR STKR INFO 4401 SOQUEL DR. SOQUEL CA. 95073 408-475-9434
YO
SKATE ROOKIES,
NOW YOU CAN LOOK THE
PART (FORGET ABOUT SKATING, IT
IS NO LONGER REQUIRED). YES, FOR A
FEW DOLLARS MORE YOU CAN MODEL OUR ULTRA
BLATANT PRETEND WEAR, ULTRA STUPID DOG DO DIAPERS
AND ULTRA GAY BRAIN DEAD TOGS!!!
IMAGINE LOOKING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AT A PRICE YOUR
MOTHER WILL BE EVER SO HAPPY TO PAY! THINK OF THE
WARM GLOWING FEELING SHE'LL HAVE KNOWING THAT
YOU'RE SO ACCEPTABLE,
WRAPPED IN YOUR POLYESTER
SAFETY SUIT-THE ENVY OF HER FRIENDS!
SO, BECOME A REBEL WITH APPLAUSE AND
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SKATE NON-SPORT. LOOK THE PART, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE
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TRAINING MANUAL...NOW YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO
THINK FOR YOURSELF AGAIN!)
AND IN CLOSING, YOUR PALS, UNCLE GEORGE AND UNCLE
STACY, WOULD LIKE TO SINCERELY THANK YOU FOR PAYING
FOR THEIR NEW TWIN LOOK ALIKE TURBO ROLLS ROYCE
LOWRIDERS WITH THE OPTIONAL ON-BOARD HOT TUBS!!!
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WE USED TO MAKE SKATE EQUIPMENT BUT NOW WE
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