REESE SIMPSON
HAZARDO
SCHMITT STIX
SKATER
STEP BY STEP
San
What
We
Mean?
by Joseph McSqueeb
WHOOPSA DAZEE
1. Take some old Levis and cut 'em off below the knees.
2. Now that you're a true fashion plate, find a good home
with a front porch, complete with a sloped brick runway
next to its stairway.
3. Take the drop with the vigor and courage of a Roman
soldier battling the Huns.
4. Remain positive and take control of the situation.
Think of Mom's lemonade. You're doing just fine.
5. Pull out your landing gear by lifting the front end as
you launch, then touch down lightly on the pavement.
6. Once you've made it and you think you're a big shot,
try it backwards.
Schmitt Sti