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I stepped outside. It was beginning to get
cold so I flipped up my collar and began to
walk. It was good to be out of jail. Fortunately
my G. Gordon Liddy tactics worked well
enough and I was able to retain my virgini-
ty. I stood at the bus stop and remembered
when my car was repossessed and how I
had to sell all my skates to make up some
debts before going into the lock-up.
The bus came, I got on. The only available
seat was right next to a kid maybe seven
years old. Poor thing's too squeeky clean
for his own good, I thought. I sat there
anyway.
With unabashed amazement, the little kid
looked up at me and said, "I'm four and a
half years old. How old are you?"
"I don't know," I said.
"Why don't you know?" he queried.
"I don't know why I don't know," was all
I could answer.
"Gee, mister, what's that on your arm?"
"A tatoo," I said.
"What's it supposed to be?"
"It's a skull of a dead guy."
"Why do you have a skull of a dead
guy on your arm?"
"I don't know, and I don't know why I
don't know." was my response.
"My name's Robby. What's yours?"
"They call me The Chef."
"Who calls you that?"
"Everybody but you."
"Do you like little kids?"
"Not anymore."
"Why?"
"You don't wanna know."
"Why?"
"Because the truth would hurt."
"Where do you live?"
"I don't."
"Where do you work?"
"Between my ears."
Skarfing
"This morning I caught a red butterfly but
it died while I was playing with it."
"Life is tough, kid."
"Have you ever killed a bug?"
"I'm getting pretty close to it.".
"I want to be a policeman like my dad
when I grow up. What do you do?"
"I write for a 'No BS magazine."
"What does 'No B.S." mean?"
"It means it ain't for Boy Scouts."
"Oh, what do you write about?"
"Food recipes...I do a cooking column."
"Why?"
"It's just what I've ended up doing
with myself.""
"Why?"
"It started when I was your age. I just
whipped up my first successful bowl of corn
flakes after discovering that sugar goes with
it a whole lot better than salt. Right then and
there I figured there could be some sort of
future for me in this food stuff, since
everybody seems to have a use for it."
"Are you married?"
"No."
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Workin' on it."
"Is she pretty?"
"Of course! But that's my business. Ain't
you got better things to do? Why don't you
go bug someone else?"
"OK." The kid moved to the front of the
bus to bother someone else.
I closed my eyes, leaned back in my graf-
fitied seat and wondered what I was going
to write about in this month's column..
Material
with Chef-Boy-Am-I-Hungry.
Suddenly, sirens began to wail. The
emergency broadcast system comman-
deered the airwaves and traffic stopped.
People began searching the heavens for the
coming of the end while others collapsed
on the sidewalks screaming something
about wanting to live. Then it came to me.
I'll write...
NUKING ARTICHOKES
This is one of your basic microwave
recipes. Run cold water over it for a while,
then slap it into a plastic sack or a
microwave-safe bowl covered with plastic-
wrap. Give the plastic a couple of fork stabs.
this will prevent the bag from popping like
a balloon. Check the house for poodle dogs,
before opening microwave. If the coast is
clear, install 'choke' and nuke for 8-10 mins.
on 'high. (note: may take longer for more
than one 'choke.')
NUKE WASTE SAUCE
Mix three gobs of mayo with the juice from
three lemon wedges and then add curry.
powder until golden.
NSDAP
I just want to get this straight so the rest
of the world can adjust to my form of think-
ing. I DON'T LIKE: OLIVES! MINT-
FLAVORED COFFEE! BLACK LICORICE!
PEOPLE WHO USE 'I FORGOT' AS AN EX-
CUSE! AND PEOPLE WHO ARE PESTS!!
But, I do like fine women in Shark Taco
T-shirts. Try it out, buy a Shark Taco T-shirt
and slap it on your favorite fine woman, then
splash a little water on her. You know what
I mean. Just send $10.25 (postage and
handling included) to: THRASHER Maga-
zine, Shark Taco T-shirt, PO. Box 884570,
San Francisco, CA 94188-4570. Locating a
fine-woman is your problem.
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