TRASH
(From page 103)
Rage of rages. The recent Skate and
Destroy party, held in the New York club Saint,
proceeded as unadvertised. Many of
Gotham's finest attended, including Soho
Annie, Jeremy Henderson, Kevin "Con-
vict" Harris, Jim Thiebaud, Mr. C., Big Er-
nie, Roosevelt Island Ike, The White
Bluesman, Pale Face Jake, etc.
Butch Johnson, aka Steve Olson, now
linked with Melanie Griffith, ex-Mrs. Son-
ny Crockett, aka Don Johnson. Will Taters
style the wedding?
QUESTIONS
Is it true that Tracker Larry actually dis-
covered a gold mine while doing a 4-day back
country walkabout in Colorado? Does ex-
eagle scout Balma actually piss around the
perimeter of his camp to ward off bears? Did
Tony Hawk and Ridge actually grind off the
tail of Larry's new Corvette while "Back-
woods Balma" was returning to his primitive
roots? Did Tony's wheel marks across the
deck lid tell the truth?
Did Don Hoffman actually leave Unreel
Productions for a day?
Is Salba designing a prototype guitar that.
may be manufactured by Leo Fender?
Are Ray Underhill and a mysto partner
creating knee gaskets? Is this knee sock used
by Staab, Demain, McGill and Hawk,
amongst others?
Is Mofo's latest tattoo modeled after his
much-talked-about, $200 Vatican crucifix?
Is a major manu turning his trade show.
booth into a tattoo parlor? Does Whittier boy
Jerry Matta now have a Skate Cafe?
Are Brooklyn shopsters Tino, Sledge, Jim-
my and Joey roadies to the stars? Or are
they just touring in their renowned '51 Buick?
Was G.S.D. ordered off a plane because
of his attire and attitude? Did Kevin Kinnear
have to threaten legal retaliation? Did the
airline require a "responsible adult" to sit
wth Davis on the flight in order to guard him?
Was Grosso seen at the L.A. Dead con-
cert entertaining the hippos with curb sliders?
Did shaded, suited reps of National Security
Council/Secret Service recently demand that
a J.F.A. Assassin model be ripped from the
wall in a Las Vegas skate shop? Did they
then shoot three rolls of film and demand
to see an invoice, which pointed a finger at
Placebo? Did they leave with a "What kind
of American are you, peddlin' such skates?"
vibe? Did shop owner fold under said fascist
tactics and send board back?
QUOTE OF MONTH
"It is kind of hot to see a lizard feed, but
they never seem to want to be my friends."
Chris Miller
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(ON BOARD
BASHED
THIBBS
IRRELEVANCE
Left By: The Generic Skater
I have a piece of popcorn stuck between my
teeth it's pretty bad...any tips? It'll probably
be there for a while...
Hmmm...
Left By: SHOTGUN
Try hitting your head against a sign post out-
side your house while saying, "I'm not an animal!
I'm Animal Chin!" Then some ruffian should
come up and slap you around a bit. if that pop-
corn doesn't come out of your teeth, then you've
definitly got a problem!
SOCIAL CRITIC
Left By: Doc Atomic
I know why so many countries hate the U.S
It is because of Mr. Potato Head. In Africa, the
starving child wants to eat the potato, and the man
says No, Kimba, you put this little hat on it!"
SOME ADVICE...
Left By: jon coles
Don't paint your wheels day-glow pink,
WHERE THE HELL IS IT?
Left By: toe jam
Anybody know how to get full pipe dust boogers
out of your nose? Please help me, I can't breathe!!!
So far I tried Q-tips and peroxide, but it only made
my nose hairs fall out!! I need some relief quick!
This ain't no joke!! HHEELLPP!! SIGNED, TOE-
JAM(also NOSE JAM) thankx fer yer help, dudes
and especially dudETTES!!
LADIDADI...SHE LIKES TO PARTY!
Left By: Aphrodite
Well that was one incredible party...learned
some new tricks for myself. pretty fun some-
one got pretty drunk and skated off of her deck
right into the hot tub... "Ooops!" Woll I'm
basically bored out of my skull. and it's
10:30. maybe I'll get a friend to go with me down
to Georgetown maybe my friend is workin at
the 9:30 Club tonite, and can give me an "Over
21" stamp That's what I'll do! Skate hard. PS
Poindexter's kids go to my school. woll one
just graduated...one of them, the younger one,
skates! No shit!
HEY YOU!
Left By: Bahamuto
Orange Park glamour skaters suck!! DC will
dominate the boys' club contest. You (glamour
skaters) won't even make the cut with your every-
day method airs, 100 dollar Jimmy Z suits and
your one-inch wall ride off the so-called "blast"
ramp You guys should just quit and go back to
breaking and mixing records. Instead of buying
anew skate, why don't you just go to Price Club
and buy a lifetime supply of hair spray and use
it 'til your hairs fall off. It might suit you better.
PROB WITH ANARCHY
Left By: Josh Greenland
I can't say I love anarchism or think it will work.
but there is too much repression these days at
all levels of society. Hall, the present bunch in
the White House don't even believe in old-style
conservative US democracy. That is why they
have all these weird fronts running around.
There was a Washington Post article by a
Georgetown Center for Strategic Studies creep
The creep basically attacked the idea that AIDS
could possibly be biological warfare from the US
Well, a couple of weeks later info was obtained
that this creep was the head of a pro-contra Con-
tra/Irangate front group!
Would you be apt to trust some Contragate
smear artist when he tolls you AIDS couldn't be
US. biowarfare? It just makes me wonder if AIDS
isn't somehow inverved in the Cl-gate network...
CARVE
Left By: Screamin Skull
Carving feels so cool, very surfy. Try this for
extended weightlessness. 1. Approach a wall fast
and at a severe angle. 2. When you get as close
to the wall as you can before smashing your nose,
unweight and pump (it should feel kinda like do-
ing a slappy curb grind). This should thrust you
up the wall. Keep all four wheels on the wall. 3
Power over your front foot and carve around and
back down onto the flat. 4. Find a partner that
you know is clean and uses birth control. 5. After
impressing her with gnarly wall carves take her
back to your place and have safe sex without a
raincoat
MY HEAD
Left By: Chris Czanstke
Oh man i biffed on my way to pizza hut with
my friend and put a gash in my head if i dont
post any more messages then you can assume
I'm either dead or in a coma fater guys.
NOT...
Left By: The Saint
Well, they trashed Del Mar cuz the people who
run it could not afford the liability insurance, which
is a hell of a lot of money. It was sponsored by
the Boy Scouts, but I guess they gave it up. Now,
as I may have said earlier, there will be a hotel
put up. I hope the people who stay there are
haunted by skate ghosts. I'm sure they will awaken
in the night to the sound of trucks lapping on park-
ing blocks from the freestyle bowl, and the wicked
screams of hard slams in the peanut bowl.
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