Skarfing
Material
With Chef Boy-Am-I-Hungry
Jesse Martinez, backside fender vrap.
THRASHED
Serving
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Since 1975
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VRAP
You know, I get pretty stir-fried when you
pork-heads start writin' me letters that make
no sense. I don't mean you kiddies who
write in that bold 'chicken-scratch-hash-
mark' style of penmanship. I'm talkin' about
you weirdo parents who don't know schtipt-
puck about Crock-pot comedy cookery!!
do this stuff for a livin'. It pays the rent and
keeps hubcaps on my rice-burner. Seems
you folks've got nothin' better to do than
write distorted letters explaining some
boorish all messed-up recipe-and it don't
make no sense. You've been reading tool
much of that "Joe Bob Briggs at the Drive-in"
crap. As a matter of Ho Chi Minh fact, that
little-backside-sorry-excuse-for-a-weenie-
turd' was columnly breast fed off of my ear-
liest stuff. Only reason he got the syndicated
column dealie is cuz' I was busy workin'
while he was duffin'. Chef Boy sez: "At least
I'm read worldwide-internationally-like."
BONELESS-SPAGHETTI-FAKIE
THIS is sneaky. THIS is for when you
don't want people to know what you're
gonna eat. THIS is if you want to fool people
when you tell them you're gonna eat THIS.
THIS is a teapot of bullshit from Key Largo,
that's what THIS is.
a potato (big. o.k.? a.k.) unskinned
a toothpick, maybe more
a knife (sharp, dull won't do.)
a thing of cooking oil. olive oil is gooder
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a tspn chopped garlic
a tspn Parmesan cheese
a shake-a-pepper
a half-a-shake-a-salt
a baking pan
a oven
atspn-a-dill
a single oyster (optional, maybe you might wanna
try bacon or piece of liver)
I love playing with sharp knives. Oh, the
stories I could tell about all those fleetingly
romantic knife fights when I was a kid in
East Side San Jose. A good, sharp knife
was the only way to go. So, when I'm cookin',
and I get a chance to play with a knife, i
just relishly welcome the opportunity. So,
sharpen your knife really-really good, but
don't cut yourself and start bleeding all over
the food. O.Kaaay!, wash the spud with water
so it's nice and clean. Take that sharp blade
and cut off the 'tater ends, about the size of a
twenty-five cent piece (a quarter). Clutch
that razor sharp cutting utensil in your hot,
sweaty little hand and slice about a 1/4"
wedge lengthwise, down the center of the
spud, being careful not to cut the sucker in
half. Gingerly remove the wedge and set it
aside. You might wanna fling it at somebody,
or your cat or your dog or a fly on your
windshield. These potato wedges are rare,
you can't find them everywhere, SO FOR
GOD'S SAKE, HOLD ONTO IT AND SAVOR
IT'S COMPANY! First shake in the pepper,
the dill, the salt, then plop in your optional
(oyster, bacon or slice of liver). On top of
the dead-flesh matter, spread the garlic and
sprinkle the Parmesan. This is the part I've
been waiting for: remember that wedge?
Get it and cut it off halfway up from the
point of the wedge, then cap the gouge and
secure with a toothpick or two or three.
Don't use a safety-pin, they don't count.
Turn on oven to 350°.
Get that American baking pan, (a commie
one just won't do) put in just enough oil to
cover the bottom. Put it in oven and let it
heat for a few moments. Now, roll that tater
in there and coat it with the oil. Slam back
into the oven and bake for an hour or so
until it gets brown.
Walla-walla, pull it out and eat it right
away.
What did that have to do with spaghetti,
or bones for that matter?
AIN'T FUNNY
Murray: Did you hear about the first restaur-
ant on the moon?
Wanda: No.
Murray: Great food, no atmosphere.
Wanda: You need a Skarfing Material
SHARK TACOS T-shirt.
Murray: Where can I get one?
Wanda: Send $9.65 (shipping and handling
incl.) to THRASHER MAGAZINE, c/o
SHARK TACOS T-SHIRT, P.O. Box 884570,
San Francisco, CA 94188-4570.
Murray: Lend me some duckets..
Wanda: Go to hell Murray.
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