Skarfing
Material
With Chef Boy-Am-I-Hungry
Walker
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The sad moon stabbed the night like a
purple wolverine. An owl becomes tense
as a shadow mimicked a determined mo-
tion and two thousand leaves bend on the
trip of a breeze. Like fresh lava, a foul
stench romanced the air, a nightmare. Shtip.
Tap. Thud.
WHO FLUNG POO?
Why did you have to practice your violin
in the middle of the night?"
No, the beef is not blue. At least, not yet,
but I will tell you this-we do have a correct
answer to the big Skarfing Material mystery
spellbinder from the Vol. 6 No. 4 (April) col-
umn. Whereinas it was written (and I quote),
"Don't forget to read last month's Skarfing
Material all over again for the secret hid-
den message. The hundreds of you who
guessed that STRIHS is the correct answer
...well
...you're all completely wrong.
What kinda secret message is SHIRTS
spelled backwards? I spelled it backwards
because I have a creative license.
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To find the answer, write the noise words
(HUBBA, GNU, SGRRR, UNH-HUH STRIHS)
backwards from top to bottom to get
ABBUHUNG RRRGSHUH-HNUSHIRTS.
To find the photo caption, locate the correct solution in the text below. Be
careful, there are some decoy clues to mislead you. First one to correctly
caption this photo wins the lucky prize.
Say it out-loud twenty or more times. Slow-
er at first but then faster as you go along
and before you know it, you are saying.
"Do you hunger the new shirts?" Now, the
answer to that questions is "Yes".
The first and only one to correctly answer
this was Bill Jenne (a very hungry skater).
from Silver Spring, MD. He wins the secret
Jucky prize.
BLOOD AND SWASH
They held her down and clipped the wings
of the fairy godmother. The slime. The no-
class citizens of someone else's neighbor-
hood. Before she went out, she left us with
this devourable Blood and Swash recipe.
You'll need...
½ pound boneless chicken
1-8 oz. can pineapple chunks
1 tablespoon veg. oll
2 mashed to smithereens cloves of garlic
*1 med. size yellow onion
*¼ cup water
1% tablespoons soy sauce
1½ teaspoons cornstarch
1 bunch broccoll
½ cup toasted walnuts
Fasten your seatbelts because this is a
fast recipe. Get a knife that's really sharp.
O.K., now select from this list of ingredients
the onion, broccoli and chicken. Scrunch
up your face, make a blood curdling scream
and attack, leaving in your wake the onion
in wedges, broccoli in two inch pieces and
chicken in strips. Drain those pineapple
chunks of all but a handful of the juice
(you're gonna need it). Heat that oil in a
skillet or a wok. Throw the chicken in with
the garlic and stir-fry that baby for about
three minutes. With your left hand, sling in
the onion and pineapple, and with your right
hand, mix the pineapple juice, water, soy-
sauce and cornstarch, then pour in with the
stuff your left hand was responsible for.
Cover and simmer the sucker for about five
minutes. Now plop in the broccoli and nuts,
then cover and cook 'til the broccoli is ten-
der. Serve this slop with some cooked rice,
and you'll remember the fairy godmother
for the rest of your natural born days.
STENCH HOOK
Don't become a Stench Hook. Wearing
a SHARK TACOS t-shirt is sure fire proof
that you're not a Stench Hook. Send $9.65
(shipping and handling incl.) c/o THRASHER
MAGAZINE, (SHARK TACOS T-SHIRT), P.O.
Box 884570, San Francisco, CA 94188-4570.
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