TO FREELON
in an unbelievable feat, these hipsters get towed
by the patriotic moving Co. as Everready Eddie
leads the way and clings to the spinning rim.
BO
Lance Mountain high steps off the Brooklyn Bridge
as steam flows from the left in an attempt to
oushion his landing.
Another afternoon 2:10
p.m. on the deuce.
The lads are observing Everready
Eddie and Die Hard Dave catching rides
on taxis as they careen down Forty
Second Street. Desiring to relieve myself I
venture into a building festooned with
blazing neon signs stating "Live Nude
Girls". Coming back from the bathroom an
ashen faced three hundred pounder runs
out of a side door. Gazing into a narrow
cubicle lined with sticky satined red
naugahyde I see a well scratched plexig-
lass window. Behind the window a nude
female massages her genitals to a
throbbing disco beat. To the side of the
window is a slot with a hand written sign
stating "Talk to me by putting money in the
slot. A phone is located nearby. Get the
picture, put a buck through the slot and
the slit talks dirty. A Japanese
businessman in a fine weave white suit
pushes his way past me and into the
ecstacy booth. This is legal fun. I decide to
rejoin my compatriots' illegal thrills out on
the street.
pon Birthday
on h
icc Liber
100th Birthda
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