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I gotta tell you about this dream I had last
week. My brother and I drank this wild
liquid that shrunk us down to about four
inches tall. For some strange reason, our
boards, clothes, pads, and headgear
shrank along with us. Being clever little
characters, our minds immediately
focused on the double kitchen sink, so we
scaled the cabinets, threw the dirty dishes
over the side and carved endlessly (6" of
vert; we were in heaven). Then we decided
we needed music (it took us forever to lug
the Code of Honor/Sic Pleasure LP to the
turntable); then we proceeded to shred the
bathtub, the vegetable bin in the icebox,
rock & rolled a few pots and pans and
virtually tracked up the whole house. It was
too cool. Then we ran outside and down
the street to B&K Auto Salvage yard,
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early 50s), bumped them together at the
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Ramp. Sessions went well beyond
sundown when the dream took a strange
twist. Both of us were nearly eaten alive by
the nightwatch Doberman whose keen
ears heard trucks grind sheet metal. We
pinned his jaws open with our stix and ran
like hell. What skaters havta put up with
even in their dreams...Skate Nite & Day.
EATING WORDS
Tarkus O'Neil
La Grande, OR
Ever had a situation by which the correct
word to describe a catastrophic mishap.
escapes you? Well, fear not, for I have
compiled a list of my favorite hundred.
Here they are: gnashed, stretched,
roached, squeezed, beefed, boned,
skinned, striped, slammed, racked,
lunged, fleshed, piled, canned, spiraled,
nailed, sketched, ragged, spiked, ripped,
wilsoned, stubbed, crutched, souped,
bailed, chucked, cubed rusted, munched,
sturfed, pinned, erased, thrashed, wormed,
marked, sanded, killed, licked, capped,
shaved, gnarled, sacked, combed,
plowed, pitched, splintered, banked,
inked, wasted, roofed, stapled, pasted,
launched, strobed, sliced, glued, rinsed,
damaged, burned, plastered, haired,
hacked, shattered, snacked, bottomed,
picked, poled, crampeled, strained,
sapped, taped, junked, sprayed, layered,
cancelled, jacked, tilled, jammed, gar-
nished, scrapped, cagged, jabbed,
razored, ribbed, filed, polished, stacked,
stewed, fritzed, fugged, wrecked, buffed,
finished, snapped, tested, listed, plated,
ordered, blocked and issued.
I hope this handy list will be remembered
next time you or a fellow Thrasher EATS IT.
Steve Perakis
Chris Blakelock
Voorhees, NJ
P.S. Skate on anything that doesn't skate
on you first.
This new list of skate termage should be
studied and remembered by all skater/
thrashers for future use. Until then check
our glossary of terms on page 40.-ED
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